‘Lo, child. I’m Gentle. Welcome to my cult.
It’s a friendly cult. I’m not flogging doomsday, I believe doomsday already happened. I’m here to help you navigate the wasteland.
I’m a polyamorous, pansexual, agender geek, and if you find that mouthful hard to swallow, you’ve come to the right place, because I have quite a few more intimidating mouthfuls for you! If you’re very uncomfortable with that joke, you should know that you’ll probably continue feeling that way - most of my work is not appropriate for children, unless you want your children to grow up like me. Please obediently click away to a family-friendly activity if your local authority deems you to be underage. I assume you are obeying in all haste, so I’ll give you a moment.
If you’re still here, dude, I have so much cool stuff to show you! Also some sad stuff, and some sexy stuff. It’s all clearly labeled. I post some of these things on Medium also, and if you read it there, I may actually make some money at this art thing, but it’ll always be here too. Up to you. All I really want are your eyeballs on any or all of the following:
I write fantasy stories about lesbian assassins and magic, and campy sci-fi erotica, and techno-fairytales about quantum necromancy and robot love.
I’m working on a… comic? Graphic novel? Visual and textual… excursion, about trying to get along in a world that worships tentacled monstrosities but still expects you to pay rent in actual dollars. It’s called Sects: A Young Girl’s Illustrated Primer.
I rant about social issues like gender, journalism, technology, relationships, philosophy, and art. I also get unnecessarily analytical and emotional about gaming a lot.
I chart my mental health journey as honestly as I can, and share an inside perspective on some experiences I hope you haven’t had to endure. CPTSD, sexual assault, suicide, and childhood trauma come up a lot.
I 3D-print and paint dragon butts, monstrosities, dogs, tiny rooms, and scale dioramas based on classical paintings and great movies.
I’d like to help you understand the sea of intersecting sexual, gendered, and relationship spectra I’ve spent my life in, as a very slutty, nerdy, queer weirdo. If you’re a slut, nerd, queer, or weirdo, or any combination of the above, trying to navigate the world ethically without breaking your brain, or you know such a person and have a question breaking your brain currently, I provide occasional Advice for Sluts.
I continue to insist that I hate poetry while writing an embarrassment of poetry.
If your eyeballs love any of these things, let me know! You can fill in the form below, or comment on things on Medium, or check out my latest art on Instagram, or I guess you could pester me on Twitter if you enjoy lengthy silences punctuated by dick jokes and advice on curating your snake portfolio.