Gentle Zacharias 9/26/21 Gentle Zacharias 9/26/21

What Elliott Smith Taught Me About Suicide

Mostly? “Don’t.”

Gentle Zacharias 9/16/21 Gentle Zacharias 9/16/21

Why I Don’t Answer the Phone

It’s more than just quarantine.

Gentle Zacharias 9/5/21 Gentle Zacharias 9/5/21

The Blacksmith Dentist

But WHY would you paint that…

Gentle Zacharias 8/11/21 Gentle Zacharias 8/11/21

Just a Reminder - You’re Out In Public Right Now

Miiiiight be an idea to act like it.

Gentle Zacharias 8/4/21 Gentle Zacharias 8/4/21

100 Sonnets - In Memoriam Moron

Today's offering is a rage-induced eulogy for my Duplicants.

Gentle Zacharias 8/1/21 Gentle Zacharias 8/1/21

My, How You’ve Grown

A family’s fatal flaw

Gentle Zacharias 7/12/21 Gentle Zacharias 7/12/21

Death and Other Distractions: Complex

It’s hard to hate your mom.

Gentle Zacharias 7/9/21 Gentle Zacharias 7/9/21

Scarmaker

Gentle Zacharias 6/26/21 Gentle Zacharias 6/26/21

Moral Mathematics

Gentle Zacharias 6/19/21 Gentle Zacharias 6/19/21

Please, Call Me “It.” “She” is My Father

Gentle Zacharias 6/1/21 Gentle Zacharias 6/1/21

Death and Other Distractions: Animal

Gentle Zacharias 5/29/21 Gentle Zacharias 5/29/21

What Even Is Videogame Satire?

Gentle Zacharias 5/11/21 Gentle Zacharias 5/11/21

Non-Exclusive Genital License Agreement

Gentle Zacharias 5/1/21 Gentle Zacharias 5/1/21

Fact-Checking False Rape Accusations

Gentle Zacharias 2/23/21 Gentle Zacharias 2/23/21

Isopods for Peace

Gentle Zacharias 12/7/20 Gentle Zacharias 12/7/20