I know it’s not obvious, but this is about the universe that Bluebird takes place in, which is in fact the same universe Captain’s Log takes place in. It’s all one big sprawly thing that has grown into a man-eating extraterrestrial horror from its roots as a snarky space porno. There’ll still be plenty of bonking, don’t you worry your pretty little head. It’ll just be bookended by intergalactic intrigue and metaphysical meanderings about consciousness. I try to dole out at least one orgasm per exhausting philosophical rant I make you sit through; it’s the least I can do.

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